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Frequently Asked Questions
Are psychic reading(s)/spell(s)-related listings guaranteed to be accurate/effective?
No. All interactions & transactions with Mommy's Goose Tarot Ministries are strictly for entertainment & curio purposes only, exclusively for sober-minded, consenting adults, fluent in English, aged 26 years or older, who identify as Zionists and understand that by textbook & practical definition, "Zionists" simply believe in Israel's right to exist and that Jews are indigenous to Judea, and we have the right to defend ourselves in our decolonized ancestral homeland. That's it, that's all. Any additional alleged context to "Zionist" is antisemitic blood libel. Full stop.